Aptostichus stephencolberti

The Rev. Sir Dr. Steven T. Mos Def Colbert D.F.A, Heavyweight Champion of
the WorldHe is America,and so can you.
The Greatest Gift of Allcame, not by stork,but by eagle to the capitol.
The last of 11Jimmy, Eddie ,Mary ,Billy, Margo, Tommy, Jay, Lulu, Paul, Peter,Steven.

He mourns two 9/11's,a patriots loss and a loss patriarchal.Loves Papa Bear O'Reilly,but hates every other bear.

The Favorite Son of South Carolina,Scarred by flight,Read Tolkien,in a new quiet,empty Charleston homewith fewer playmates, and less time to play.

The boy with one working earborn from a lovely lady
went on to be knighted by queens.

He keeps gold on his shelfin his Emmy and Peabody.In Air Colbert and treadmills.

The American Dream
in a cone.